Foolish Mortals CR Chart

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Wander/Best Friend in the Galaxy Universe ◈ folkscallmewander

My best friend! I'm glad he's here, it's so much less tolerable to be here without him, between being trapped in a building and being stuck with frankly too many people who think I'm weird and ""dangerous"". He seems to be trying to be upbeat about this, which I understand but I wished he made a greater effort to help me try to escape.

He doesn't exactly have the exact same memory as I do, either because his memory has been wiped he's actually from the past. I suppose this means he must live past this event and so do I since he didn't seem off? But I can't know for sure. Either way I can't tell him what happens yet because A) With everything going on right now we have enough to worry about B) If he's from the past, I worry how much it would change my present and C) Be honest, Sylvia, even if I yelled at Wander "I'm afraid for our lives!" he wouldn't take it seriously.


...Oh grop why is he here? The galaxy needs him so much more than I need him. What would I do if he dies? What would he do if I die?


Update: I have to protect him.  With my life if I have to...

Fiddleford McGucket ◈ terribibble

The Worst. Said I looked dangerous and that people had the right to be afraid of me after knowing me for a minute. I almost regret punching him, because I feel like it confirms his beliefs and maybe he has enough friends that he could turn them on me. But what do I care? He deserved it for being a huge cowardly jerk.

Update: My relationship with him is... a little weird.  Sure he's still The Worst, but it's a little hard to be mad at someone when you panic together about how you're going to die soon.  Maybe he'd be a nice drinking partner?

 

Sophia Hatter ◈ heartofold

Seems really nice. Broke the broom she gave me to break down the glass. Whoops hopefully she wasn't planning on keeping that.

Her bio mentions something about being cursed? "The Witch of the Waste" sounds like a villain who's actually competent or a really cool band name. Should probably not tell her about the band part.

Update: A sweetheart.  Managed to keep me from crying up when I found that photo.

 

Anna Sasaki ◈ outsidethecircle

Seems nice enough.

 

Lea ◈ nobodyperfect

I can't say I have much of an impression of him yet.

 

Naminé ◈ chainbroke

She looks like she could crumble into pieces if you breathe on her too hard...

 

Tarzan ◈ strangerslikeme

???? this guy is weird.

Update: Made me laugh during the trial.  I'd thank him for that, but I dunno if he would understand why I would be thanking him.

 

Tadashi Hamada ◈ tadaishi

Nice enough guy. Seems pretty smart.

 

Wendy Corduroy ◈ kindaruledatit

She seems pretty cool except the fact that she claims that visitors only want to kill humans or take their cows? I've had a few burgers in my time, kid, but you don't seem me stealing a bunch of cows just because I'm craving beef.

Update: Still pretty cool, but I feel so bad for her.  Her and Karolina looked so close...

 

Jiminy Cricket ◈ whistlenotchirp

Currently the Second Worst guy here. Really condescending. Tried to say that breaking a window to escape being trapped is just as bad as killing somebody. He seemed to shut up when I told him that my home galaxy is at stake at least.

I'm actually really curious to see when he finds out that Wander is the most Wanted guy in the galaxy. It would be hilarious to see him try to be whiny about "Wander daring to break out of jail and harass authority figures! Those poor tyrants are just trying to run the planet they just stole!"

Update: I was  going to swear off making fun of this guy when I found out he was old and probably dying, but flarp that.  He judged Wander of all people and I just can't forgive that.  Plus it's fun to watch him freak out.

 

Gratuity Tucci ◈ pardonmylanguage

She seems to insist that either me, or people from my galaxy must know about these species I've never heard of before? I can't judge her too much though since she's a kid.

 

Wall-E ◈ trashcubes

I kinda dig that he's cute but still seems really dirty. Not enough that I would want to physically interact with him, but usually with "cutsey" things they tend to be... sickeningly so.

 

Stanford Pines ◈ sixfingeredstan

Cool guy! Is willing to punch GH with me so already he's one of the better people here. Plus he actually thinks I'm cool and tough instead of "dangerous" like some people.

He also mentioned a "Dorothy" when I told him that I'm a Zbornak, I'm sure it's a coincidence and he really doesn't know my mom, but it's still weird...

Update: So it turns out it was a coincidence, just a weird one.  Also gave Wander a chicken which I'm still not happy about but whatever.  Reminded me of what was important when it came to voting time during the trial...

 

Queen Elsa ◈ defyingfrigidity

Seems nice enough. The ice powers thing is a little uncomfortable though given recent events, but I know it's not her fault.

Update: I'm so sorry.  I wish there was someway I could help you, but I don't know how.

 

Ping Mulan (DEAD) ◈ sentadaughter

Seems alright. Apparently a warrior. Keep an eye on him

Update: I wish I had gotten to know you better

 

Mike Chilton ◈ aboyandhiscar

Another human who actually thinks I'm cool so already I like him.

Reading his bio I can't help but relate to his story a little... I wondered briefly if I should tell him but honestly why would I tell almost complete strangers my entire backstory?

 

Julia Winterfield ◈ amadeusrockette

She seems pretty nice, although almost... out of place with all of us with how "normal" her life is.  I gotta admit I can barely relate to her story because of it.

 

Star Butterfly ◈ ilovepuppies

Despite her overly cutesy name I actually really like her? How did that happen?

She seems like almost a fusion between me and Wander, with her wacky optimism and her strength and love of fighting. I really want to get to know her more.

Update: I have to protect her.  I see too much of myself in her and she doesn't deserve to be a part of this.

 

Princess Anna (DEAD) ◈ lessonsinlove

Apparently Elsa's sister. I can relate to their situation a bit since Wander is almost like a brother to me...  I wonder if either of them have the same thoughts I'm going through...

Update: I'm so sorry, I should have locked the door up somehow the moment the attic was open to investigate.  It looked so sketchy to me but I was stupid and figured it would be okay if I just left it alone.  Please forgive me.

 

Maui ◈ wannagetsmote

Not on The Worst list yet but I really don't like him. His tattoo guy is cool, but I can't understand a word he's saying. He told me humans were made out of mud and then got angry when I said it was weird.

Also he's giving me real Emperor Awesome vibes and I hate it.

Update: I still don't know what to think of this guy.  He's a jerk but I find myself agreeing with him more than I'd like to.  And unlike Emperor Awesome he hasn't flirted at me yet so he is a lot better than he is.

I also let him throw me up a flight of stairs and I really regret that....

 

Karolina Deen (DEAD) ◈ tangerinetrees

Finally someone else who is definitely not from Earth! She was raised there as a human though. She seems really iffy about knowing about her true species, even though she honestly looks a lot cooler in her true form. 

I shouldn't push it. If I pushed it, it would only to prove the other humans here that not all visitors are evil monsters. If I wanna prove it, I should do it with my own action. Grop I sound like Wander now...

Update: I'm so sorry, I wish I could have protected you somehow...

 

Kiara ◈ capulion

She doesn't seem to really understand how dire this situation is? If anyone dies, I'll feel sorry for her.

 

Lefou ◈ toogoodforhim

Uuuugh, another human who is instantly freaking out the moment they see me. Grop how are they going to react when someone actually dangerous shows up?

Update: Actually now that I've gotten to know him a bit he doesn't seem that bad.  A little simple, sure, but I've met worse. 

 

Demyx ◈ arpeggiositar

Acted really weird when I asked why he didn't have a heart? I'm almost positive he's lying about something.

I think he might be a robot who's just hiding it?

 

Ghost Host ◈ yourghosthost

The reason we're here.
I swear the moment I learn how to punch ghosts I'm going to beat him senseless

Update: People keep telling me that he's not that bad and he's doesn't have a lot of power over this situation, but I don't care, I just don't care.

 

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